Sexy with an Axe

Dear Flossy,

My hipster friends and I are working on our lumbersexual looks and while we have found some great work boots and matched check shirts we still want to push the dress boundaries a little further. Is it socially acceptable to carry an axe in public? We could ensure that it’s reasonably blunt so we don’t cut others by accident.

Welcome your thoughts,

Max (the Axe)