A bitch is a person who is mean, spiteful and driven by their own selfish interests rather than the common good. Nobody ever plans to be a bitch but for some people, it just comes naturally and after years of practice they wear like a badge of honour. However most of us want to be good people and we try to suppress nasty urges. Sometimes we are successful, and other times we slip and do something really bitchy. Then there is that special minority group who are really decent people all the time.
If you have ever self-reflected and wondered how bitchy you really are, you can now find out by taking this simple quiz. To receive an accurate bitchiness rating, choose your most likely approach to each of the following scenarios. The quiz is 100% anonymous so you can answer honestly.